It really has been a while

Took a while off from blogging…A long while. It was an imposed leave…see, i was still high on myself having come  off boasting about how I am  the blogger with the mostest sperm. And i had ‘bwino‘, serious ‘bwino‘ to show…While boasting about my sperm-count, I think I stepped on a few toes, powerful toes at that..(hold up: Picture that-Powerful toes…i like). Anyway, i digress. So i stepped on some powerful toes and they hit back..real big. See when it rains sperm, it really pours-if i may borrow that saying for my twisted purpose. See, I wrote a post about Rick Ross and his rolex-eating ways. Then the comments surpassed…and it was all spam. Strange companies trying to sell me strange things…before long, I had the mostest sperm in blogville, and i had bragging rights.

The swag didn’t last…too much sperm weighs you down, and I learnt the hard way. I figure my database got clogged; at a certain point i was pushing 1600 comments on one post. Poor thing musta snapped. So, sleeknwild.vndv.com breathed its last.

I had been promising Nodesix that I’d sign-up for an account so rather than troubleshoot the site, I let it go and vowed not to go online again till i paid up and got an account. It took a while but I finally paid up and moved house…to here. Only the url changed..will get round to changing the look. I missed this…