Roadside etiquette
HE came. HE stopped. No, HE didn’t conquer. Not yet at least. HE looked around. No one paying attention. Good. HE reached for it. Sudden movement to his left. HE jerked, and put it back. HE looked around again. Safe. HE whipped it out really quickly, and let it flow. Not like Lil’ Wayne. Or Jah Rule.(Jah who??). Not even like GNL. His was his own flow.
Time check: 1300hrs
Location: Bombo Road,next to YMCA
HE details: Name: Unknown
Occupation: Probably casual laborer
Basically, HE was taking a piss in some bushes by the road, Bombo road in the middle of the day..lol….Only in Ug
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Man chill the dude, I do it all the time, piss hurts when your bladder is in danger of bursting. Aint it fun to be a guy, now a chick by the roadside………
Qn: Are you a guy?
lol…i have seen that same scene on seventh street, industrial area
Correction:
HE Details: Name: Sleek
Occupation: we don’t know. all we know is that he is a blogger!
lol at least it was in a bush, not on a building wall or someones fence…
Carsozy, dude its not right whether your a male or female! there are facilities for you to do your business in!!
there is a reason why i do not shake (some) men’s hands
carsozy, ofkos i’m a guy..and i do it too, js not on Bombo rd at 1300hrs..lol
heaven, I do not flash my stuff unless its in a posh place..so no,twasnt me….
i agree, Mizz Eizzy..i like that name btw
phoebe, some of us are okay…Carsozy on the other hand…(hand..i know i know, punning outta control)
I agree with phoebe. Hands are not safe.
lol @Carsozy.
Ive also done it but in a bush so no crime committed there apart from not washing hands after.
Last week some chic was doing it at my friends fence. Just as she was midway her act, we were also turning with full lights on. My man, it wasn’t a pretty site.
Jny23, dude, some things are better left unsaid, like that story abt that chic…nwe, phoebe, u may now want to avoid shaking ANYONE’s hand..js smile goofily and pretend you haven’t seen the outstretched hand
I agree with the ladies……..we’ll BONGA all the way.
But once u’ve to go u’ve to go………..thats for sure.
don’t BONGA…..greet one another with a kiss of love. (1 Peter 5:14)
Gwe dude…u know how u can want to piss, and the only place is a fence or besides the road….
damn…
i need a piss
Sibo, that ‘kiss’ was probably metaphorical…i can imagine greeting people with a kiss..it would be fun, if we get to chose who we ‘greet’…
Normzo, this is where mineral water bottles come in handy…lol
So it’s agreed, bongaring is the way to go
I also assumed u were a female..my bad!
it’s also a normal thing in Nigeria..it’s a pity it’s not as easy for we girls to do so..lol..
not that I’d wanna take a piss on the road..