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09 July 200926 comments Collabos...

The intro to this post is at B2Bs. Click it….Serakelz, you may need to get a faster connection….

Chics being the bag of she-motions that they are and guys being, you know, suave, collected, well-rounded, chauvinist (is it showing yet?), the meeting is usually quite a sight.

Ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner, weighing 200 pounds of pure muscle, 3 pounds of facial hair, 6 pounds of body hair and 1 pound of undisclosed hair, with a 5-3-1 record: 5 wins (in which the ladies fell for him, hook, line and sinker), 3 losses (in which the attitude-queens kicked him out) and 1 draw (in which they had ‘fun’ but didn’t exchange numbers), I present BUBBA. (wild cheers from the guys)

In the pink corner, weighing…weight undisclosed for obvious reasons. But she’s lean, she’s mean, her body screams a three-letter appeal that the editor won’t publish. She boasts a 3-3 record. 3 wins (in which she ditched the bastards) and 3 losses (she still calls them, they never pick up), I present BUBBLE. (wild cheers from the guys, the traitors)

The clash is always epic. Guy takes jab at chic.

“Hi, I am BUBBA. You look hot, feisty, classy and unapproachable. What’s your take on this?” (showing her something)

Conversation struck. Numbers exchanged. Round one: BUBBA

Two days later, he calls. She picks, outta breath, says she cannot talk, but she’ll call back. She doesn’t. Round two: BUBBLE

He calls. Asks her out. She says she’ll think about it. He doesn’t let her finish, quickly feigns a call on another line, hangs up. Round three: Draw

A day letter, he calls, teases, disses, then suggests a meet. He spells out the day, time and place, cautions against late-coming, cuts her short, says he has to run, he hangs up. Round four: BUBBA

They meet. She laughs a lot. So does he. He is naughty. She is feisty. She loves to talk, he lets her. It’s a tug of war, a power play. I’ll pay, no I’ll pay. After you, no, after you. Round five: Draw

They part ways. She’s not sure about him, he knows what he wants. She wants time to study him. He feels too much time and he’ll become a ‘friend’ and ‘confidante’, or even worse, a ‘best friend’. Yuck!

So re-evaluating his original goal of getting in and getting out faster than you know, he re-evaluated his techneek and did….

He doesn’t call her. She wonders how he is. She calls him. He lets it ring for a bit, and just when she is about to give up, he picks up and smiles a wicked smile that she thinks she can recognise off the phone. He asks how she’s been, she says she’s missed his lame humour…

Round Six; Unfinished and in need of extra time

He promises to call sometime: she smiles and he hears it in her voices….

Round Seven; Draw

He calls her later that week, suggesting a quiet digs. She sees his plan and hijacks by saying he’ll be at FunkyTown with her friends, but they are not out all night, so he best join them soon enough.

He smells her game and says he will pass by later…

She thinks he is not bothered, and says whatever…

Round Eight: Inconclusive

At funkytown, Bubble is chilling with her homegirls and Bubba is bizzy calculating his time to make a move. He turns up earlier than she thought and decides to just eye her from the corner of his eye at the bar…

She smiles…. he flinches

Round Nine: Bubble

He sends her a text saying…

“your friends that boring that you gots to look at me while they are chatting with you”

She replies,

“Who is this?”

Round Ten; Bubble

He sends over a drink

She sends a text saying, “gentleman huh”

He doesn’t respond

She gets up and walks over to him

Round Eleven: Bubba

She walks right past him

Round Twelve: Bubble

She smiles when she has taken some steps back and he tries to front, so he smiles back and then the bombshell

“Bubba, I like your game.” “You are a bad boy type who actually knows how to chat us up”

“Let’s cut to the chase” “what dyu like about me?”

“Is it my smile, my behind, or my curves”

He replies,

“Bubble, its your mind!”

Round Thirteen: Bubba

Hmmn…

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  1. The Emrys July 9, 2009

    dude, we need to do a re-run of some of these rounds, and change a few things about them :D

  2. The Emrys July 9, 2009

    and yeah socks suckers!!!

  3. Sibo July 9, 2009

    This is even!

  4. Princess July 9, 2009

    They both need to up their game. It’s not hard core yet. :)

  5. serakelz July 9, 2009

    hmmmmm, sleek, story of our life!

  6. lulu July 9, 2009

    sleeek, you are a winner!

  7. [B2B] July 9, 2009

    Sleek,
    No wonder Sera was on my case….
    LOLss.
    mad mad skillz on the collabo dude…

  8. Carsozy July 9, 2009

    My shirt is in my hand and I’m waving it over my head ‘ Go Bubble, get him, go yeah that’s it, right hook, left left. yeah am one o’ da traitors, whacha looking dat way at me 4, she got crazy bootie.

  9. Mudamuli July 9, 2009

    Dude had better be strong for the next round because he just gave himself away.

  10. ck July 9, 2009

    ok….this is crazy, so where does this end…match looks like its going on.

  11. Sybella July 9, 2009

    this sounds so very Mr. B2B

  12. Sybella July 9, 2009

    it’s your mind?! i have so jammed!

  13. Apr9 July 9, 2009

    @ Carsozy…………sit next to me. I see u r a sucker for bootie.

    With Sy…..ur mind my behind.

    Looks like Bubble will win……….lets go get Bubba

  14. Freedom July 10, 2009

    WOW! That was too many rounds for me. I’m more like Mike Tyson or Muhammad Ali. I believe in knocking folks out in FIRST ROUND! And then take my Prize and Go HOME! LOL

  15. scotchie July 10, 2009

    A pound of undisclosed hair?!! LOL…..too funny!
    I hope you had as much fun writing this as I did reading it!

  16. Erique July 10, 2009

    You! Not you, punk! I mean the thing that owns this blog. The whisper challenge is now yours. U best not fuck around.

  17. Sleek July 10, 2009

    No f*ing around here..in the sleek labs,its business all day…
    @Carsozy: traitor!!!
    @scotchie: we had a blast…
    @freedom: Dude, good stuff…
    @lulu: thank you…

  18. [B2B] July 10, 2009

    Sleek
    Freedom is a lady…
    a beautiful lady at that too…
    SmilesJust

  19. Sleek July 10, 2009

    My bad…

  20. Safyre July 11, 2009

    Bubba wins by K.O. Wonderful maych-up, even better finish.

  21. Freedom July 11, 2009

    @Sleek I am an American Woman and we can be very aggressive at times LOL. I guess I should have said I am more like Laila Ali! What’s funny is after I pressed submit I realized I should have used Laila as my source of Strength in the ring! I never get in the ring unless I have trained hard for the bout LOL…

    @B2B Thanks for clarifying things for me. I guess sometimes my language is just as STRONG as a Man’s. However, you’re right. I am all Lady (smiles).

  22. Sleek July 11, 2009

    thanks for the clarification….i think u fit the bubble profile..lol

  23. feather July 12, 2009

    can’t believe i took this look to read your blog. had me loving and i love the profile pic

  24. phoebe mutetsi July 14, 2009

    hey: you there?!!!

  25. Sleek July 14, 2009

    I am so here…hi phoebe

  26. savvy July 15, 2009

    Bubble: I’ve heard of that brain line..no matter how attractive your brain is, no man wants to take it to bed.

    She K.Os Bubba with his pound of undisclosed hair right there.

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