Monthly Archives: August 2009
This stuff is proudly brought to you by: This is our guy, one we take great pride in. It is that time of the month. The moon has aligned, the flowers have bloomed, Lyupe has lost her flower, Kigwe, village witch, has farted…all is right for the season. You can see it in the dogs’…
Was at BHH a few hours ago. I walked in on a heated discussion on the advances in atomic physics and their implications on man’s space tourism. Saffyre had them blogren drinking every word of his as he explained where space tourism had reached and how Professor Wanker, pronounced Vanker, a German chap had made…
This hot stuff is proudly brought to you by: We are still going 2010. We are impatient, we cannot wait at all at all. We are in this stuff paka last. He had always been very very protective of her. She was his baby. The type that turned heads. The type that gave men…
In an effort to be associated with ballistics, and on-top-of-the-worldness, and speed, and everything fast, I present, ways in which Usain Bolt and I are the same. We have so much in common we might be brothers from a different mother. If I could get to him, we’d do DNA stuff. But he hasn’t replied…
Today, I watched what had been reported to be a big ‘peaceful demonstration’. We all know how ‘peaceful demonstrations’ play out. Let’s not kid anyone, Ghandi has been gone way too long and in that time, that phrase has taken on a whole new meaning. I watched the FDC demo today; guy in suit screaming…
Young sleek wasn’t stubborn. Or naughty. He just played a lot and got his clothes dirty. And when they’d leave him and his siblings every afternoon ‘taking a mandatory nap’, he’d actually play ‘dool’ with them siblings. ‘Dool’ is a game very similar to pool; you have some marbles you try to knock into a…
I was late for the party, nothing new there. I have developed a habit of arriving just in time for lunch at kwanjulas. Not nice. Party hearty always tardy. But those kanzu things are a hustle, you can only lift your leg so high. What if the need to throw a light-hearted kick at someone…
I’m wearing one of those power suits…the Chinese run around the news room, playing kawuna. These people know how to have fun…but it’s a news room! 1 minute to go…I straighten my tie. Check for any snakes…Can’t have them reptiles sneaking up on me as I read the news. I reach for juice…30 seconds to…
Delilah, she is getting my pants in a twist…she is flooring a smooth talker. She is getting a brother to say evil things like ‘you are the only one’…at least a brother isn’t buying vegetation (read flowers) yet. Not yet at least. A brother has spent though, spent quite a bit on crude stuff, crude…
Dear sperm, The Malayans have a saying that goes, “One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.” Sperm, you are one of the kind ones. Thank you oh so much. I am forever indebted to you for going out of your way, taking time…