Monday massacres:FFFBHH


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The brand that brings this here stuff to you has a history in excellence in many fields including, but not restricted to, astronomy, g-spotation,urbane folklore and a whole lot more. We support this chap…

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Let’s drum this up a likkle bit, drop a rhyme if necessary, mush it up, bloodklat, ya! While Streetsider, the stark raving mad DJ causes mayhem, and DJ Flextone works some juju with the waitresses, I unleash a parchment and head onto stage to spew roses, the color pink and some rainbows.

18th of December

A day that you’ll always remember

For the fun, the mayhem and the brainy jokes

And a secluded smoking zone, yes for THOSE blokes

Bloggers, twitterers, and even those without Facebook accounts

Horse ride, carjack, boda their way to Buziga in time for the headcount

And proceed to engage in all acts yuppies consider fun

Apart from THAT ONE, no, we don’t want to stun

The guest BBC reporter

19th of December

Another day that you’ll always remember

For waking up and thinking

Dang, who the hell is this next to me, sleeping

And saying F! it, and reaching for the covers

Fighting, yes, the bloody hangover

   December 14th, 2009    Monday Massacres...Bollocks

14 Responses to “Monday massacres:FFFBHH”

  1. No-L says:
    December 14, 2009 at 10:56 am

    lol socks.
    “Apart from THAT ONE, no, we don’t want to stun” which one?

  2. Carsozy says:
    December 14, 2009 at 11:49 am

    reach for the covers only after confirming she isn’t a trannie.

  3. yz says:
    December 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    erm… unclaimed sox…

  4. L.A. says:
    December 14, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    19th…WHY?!?!?!? i dont get back til 20th!!!

  5. savvy says:
    December 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Enjoy the 18th…to make up for the 19th hangie.

  6. streetsider.wordpress.com says:
    December 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    sick rhymes, slick rhymes, make me already want go and drink rhymes, these rhymes, harbingers of good times… 18th December,

    nice kalangating, i am there talk-talking about heights.

  7. Sibo says:
    December 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    18th December – marked date!

  8. Mudamuli says:
    December 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Yeah, what happens to us who don’t get back from outside countries until after 25th?

  9. lulu says:
    December 15, 2009 at 10:31 am

    just get it offf someone’s blog they will write mudamuli…okay what about us who have hangovers already and a parry that day that time?

  10. petesmama says:
    December 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Go to Walkonby’s blog and please confirm attendance. She needs to know what the headcount is on the blogfest.

  11. Sleek says:
    December 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Mudamuli, we shallu keep snaps for u…and rated videos if you can stomach that kinda stuff. or we can rock the Jan one too,js 4 u..((hug))
    Lulu, you’ll style up and head to where the fun is

  12. Baz says:
    December 15, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Oba how many of my comments are there waiting for moderation?

  13. Baz says:
    December 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    I see. When I sign in with another name I get moderated. I see now. Onsobodde. You are too clever for me, Sleek.

  14. Sleek says:
    December 16, 2009 at 7:39 am

    Muhahahaha Baz….I had to beat you at the game, you were getting too skeeemy for me

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