Monday massacres:FFFBHH

These massacres are brought to you by:

The brand that brings this here stuff to you has a history in excellence in many fields including, but not restricted to, astronomy, g-spotation,urbane folklore and a whole lot more. We support this chap…

#############################################

Let’s drum this up a likkle bit, drop a rhyme if necessary, mush it up, bloodklat, ya! While Streetsider, the stark raving mad DJ causes mayhem, and DJ Flextone works some juju with the waitresses, I unleash a parchment and head onto stage to spew roses, the color pink and some rainbows.

18^th of December

A day that you’ll always remember

For the fun, the mayhem and the brainy jokes

And a secluded smoking zone, yes for THOSE blokes

Bloggers, twitterers, and even those without Facebook accounts

Horse ride, carjack, boda their way to Buziga in time for the headcount

And proceed to engage in all acts yuppies consider fun

Apart from THAT ONE, no, we don’t want to stun

The guest BBC reporter

19^th of December

Another day that you’ll always remember

For waking up and thinking

Dang, who the hell is this next to me, sleeping

And saying F! it, and reaching for the covers

Fighting, yes, the bloody hangover