Nifty grifty

A brother turned the bigass 24 on Monday. So, presenting various ways of celebrating. Oh hold that thought…I have on occasion been to BHH’s that rocked, but the one last Thursday was l.e.g.e.n.d.a.r.y. Would typed that again for that feel good effect that writers get from repetition, examples are in order…

Stephen King “He thrust his knife deeper…and she groaned her last. Yes, he really did thrust it deeper.”

Solomon King (No relation,as it turns out…but he’s aight) “He thrast his mouse dipper(sic). He did it. He thrast it dip.”

Jackie Collins “He thrust his knife deeper, and she groaned her lust. He looked like he’d thrust again, and he did.”

John Grisham “He tthrust his hand deeper into the pile of cases. Very deep. Very very deep.”

M7 (yes, our El-presidente is a big writer), “He thrust his democratic gun deeper. And the people groaned in unison. And he thought long about the next thrust.”

Anyway, BHH was mint chocolate with a cherry in the middle. Normzo seriously, not that kinda cherrie. Speaking of, hi Cherry. So at BHH, we talked a bit about changing the world (through, for starters, a party next Saturday…get full details here. Go get them. Stop reading this…go now. Ok, I’ll text you the rest of this entry. Hehe, this entry. Baz gets it). Oso thanks to Spartakuss, we talked about some gross stuff…2 girls and (shudder). Anyway, it was nice. You missed. And if you happen to come from those places where my saying ‘Feel a mango’ doesn’t have an effect, please email me and we’ll dig into your dialect and find an appropriate phrase.

Onto the ways of celebrating…What am gonna do? What am gonna do?

1. Send Lauryn Hill mail. I’ve successfully kept my crush outta the media partly due to the fact that when media people throng me with questions…(clammer clammer, sticking microphones mostly near my face) “Sleek, what’s your real height?”, “Is all that food yours?”, “Is it true that you were awesome even as a baby?” I’ve always given them a good chorus answer (serious face...). “No comment..” so yes, Tanya, I mean Lauryn and I have survived like that.
2. Tanya Stephens and I are going to have a cup of coffee. With her there’s no affair, imaginary or not. It’s full-fledged marriage without the ring, but with the good tings. True story. I know you are reading this Tanya…xxx.

3. And most importantly, I’m going to get into a fight. Nothing serious. I swear. See for yourself.