Girlinator

Schwarzenegger was a choir boy. He was the strongest voice in the choir. And he was a great great soloist. You don’t know who a soloist is? It’s that person who says “Me me me me me(frantic waving of arms)” when choir-master asks “Who wants to sing this part here alone?”. So yeah, Schwarz was a soloist.

Scwarzz  was especially looked to for vocal redemption when it came to songs like ‘silent night’, ‘killing me softly’ and the like. Don’t be fooled people, Schwarzz also sang some non-ballad music. He had a small part in rapper Slit Throat’s hit song, ‘jjjjj‘. Great song, Heavy chorus. “Come on,jjjj, Come on jjjj. All dem who*es come on jjj.’ Due to his Australian descent, Schwarzz was called upon to sing the ‘jjj’ part. Needless to say he rocked it.

On stage, when girls would be screaming, “Oh Schwarzz we love you. Please do *** to us, and also do **** to us” Schwarzz would look down mid-song, think about it and just before leaving stage, he’d turn to the girls and say “I‘ll be back“. Schwarzz the proverbial girlinator.

Unfortunately, Schwarzz didn’t take any photos back then. None. But one of his girly fans did. Stare. Zoom in if possible.