Posts Under Beef: Digging in… Category
A leading daily has reported that 100 cows belonging to the head of state and foreign affairs minister were stolen. The Rapid Response Unit (RRU) picked up some people and is currently holding them for their suspected involvement in the theft. While the RRU RRUshed to the scene of the crime to capture suspects, we…
I’m hungry. I’m very very hungry. Give me anything, onions even, I’ll eat them. Garlic even. Scatch that, no garlic. Been scanning the area for a restaurant…anything, it’s that bad. I’m desperate now…and then I see something. It looks like the kind of place with fairly slow waiters…but fairly slow’ll have to do…for now at…
There I was chilling. We ought to start more posts like that. The imagery depends on who is writing the statement…some illustration if I may. Carsozy: There I was chilling… In blog-reader’s mind: Carsozy seated in a dingy, make-shift bar that will collapse if anyone coughs too loud…Carsozy sucking from a straw, out of a…
This beef-ridden stuff is brought to you by butcher Nas, a.k.a beefmaster. I, Nas, I support beef. Jay-Z and I, we have never made out. Never. We diss each other till the fat lady sings. Or his hot lady for that matter. I was born and raised in niggerdom and there, we diss. We ride(sic)…
My afternoon reverie was interrupted by hot hot vixen with a foreign accent. No, Erique, yours isn’t a foreign accent. I’m not saying it’s a local accent, I am just saying it isn’t foreign. HOT HOT VIXEN: Papi Sleek, have you been to sidestreeter? EVEN HOTTER SLEEK: You mean Streetsider? No, I usually prefer to…
The gauntlet was dropped and I had to pick it up. Sleek is above this stuff, or so he keeps telling himself; I, Wild, had to come in and do the thing. Streetsider issued a challenge (read started something he can’t win) when he started this rap battle. He picked up the mic, got onto…
I have seen wars people…(taps lightly on his cigar, inhales the gross smoke deeply..)..I have seen wars…(coughs from the smoke, tosses the cigar)…I know that dude-who-should-be-shot-on-sight in the North has been terrorizing this country for way too long…I know Israel and Palestine have some stuff that’s too intarekcho for me to dig into…I know that…