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We had elections on February 18th. We covered them here, CNN style. There’ll be a swearing-in ceremony on May 12th. This is where the president-elect goes up onto a podium and is handed a mic. He then proceeds to fight every temptation to say, “You want another lwap”. He instead says “…and I swear, by…
This is for you the soccer enthusiast. You who spends nights in pubs arguing passionately about the outcome of the last game your team played in, knowing very well that the outcome of your argument will without a doubt affect the next match your team will feature in. I did some heavy research about your…
Fang Shui woke with a bang. Dang, that hurt! Time-check…oh shit, he’d been asleep for a whole 6 minutes. Not good, not good at all. “Have to deliver package…have to deliver package”…heart racing. He reached out for her….gone! Stupid whore, she left with the best 5 seconds of his life…But no time for whiny tears,…
Ahhh, Mike…there you are. Thought you’d be taller…and better looking. But hey, you don’t look as bad as the office gossips painted you…come here, come here. First day at work eh! Excited? Excited? No? Yes? Do you speak English? Why are you just standing there? Come over…I am Boddo, though most of the ladies here…
My entire life has led up to this moment. I am the stone that the builder refused, I am the visual, the inspiration that made the ladies sing the blues. Go boondocks!!!Ok, that last sentence was for Boondocks watchers (sic)… Yes, my entire life has led up to this moment. That rejection from Molly in…
I am a tired of being ordinary. I have had it with having to introduce myself. I want to be able to walk into any place and everyone goes, “Hi Sleek”, and act all excited and start bustling about as though they are doing something more important than thinking about their next secret meeting with…
I am on the campaign trail. The people forced me into this. There I was, chilling at the beach, sipping a bloody Mary, thinking lustful thoughts when the people approached me. They said the constituency badly needed me. That everything had gone to the dogs since I had taken a back-seat from active politics. Me?…